Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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