but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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