found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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