Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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