seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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