she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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