Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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