did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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