I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have demons in me.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
