I puked a lego.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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