After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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