every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Oh god it's open bar.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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