I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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