So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
