ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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