Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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