I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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