ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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