you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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