i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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