You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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