Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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