at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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