But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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