Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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