His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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