i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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