i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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