shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sarcasm needs its own font
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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