gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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