hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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