You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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