no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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I need you to use more vowels.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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