FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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