Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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