Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
