no, he came in my armpit
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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