Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She told me I should be a condom model.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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