Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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