so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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