I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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