I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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