They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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