i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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