it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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