come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I need to calm my uterus...
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
