Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I have post one night stand depression
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