I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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