Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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