Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We were destined to go to rehab together
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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