WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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