Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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