So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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