I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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