reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm having to shit out rocks
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