Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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