i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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