So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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